2Fort: A Parody

A parody of "Friday" by Rebecca Black

Oooh, yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah-

Seven A.M., respawn in the spawn room
Gotta be fast, gotta kick some ass,
Gotta have my Bonk!  Gotta have Crit-Cola,
Seein' everything, Announcer's screaming'
Killin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the intel,
Steal th' secret crap
I see my bros [my bros]-

Demo and his Scrumpy,
Sniper with Jarate,
Gotta make my mind up,
Which gun do I take?

In 2Fort, 2Fort
Gotta steal crap in 2Fort
Everybody's lookin' forward to
Dominating, dominating!

2Fort, 2Fort
Gotta steal crap in 2Fort
Everybody's lookin' forward to
Dominating!

Owning you, owning you, yeah!
Owning you, owning you, yeah!
Ragequit, ragequit!
Looking forward to dominate!

7:45 I'm jumpin' on th' bridge roof
Runnin' so fast, hey, look at me fly
Boink, bonk, killing is fun
You know what it is-
I got this, you got this
My team is by my right, ey!
I got this, you got this
Now you know it!

Demo and his Scrumpy,
Sniper with Jarate,
Gotta make my mind up,
Which gun do I take?

In 2Fort, 2Fort
Gotta steal crap in 2Fort
Everybody's lookin' forward to
Dominating, dominating!

2Fort, 2Fort
Gotta steal crap in 2Fort
Everybody's lookin' forward to
Dominating!

Owning you, owning you, yeah!
Owning you, owning you, yeah!
Ragequit, ragequit!
Looking forward to dominate!

Yesterday was Dustbowl, Dustbowl
Today i-in 2Fort, [killin']  2Fort
Drink-it-in ya failure-
You even tryin'?
We're gonna beat BLUs today
Tomorrow in Lumberyard
And Coldfront comes afterwards
I don't want this killstreak to end!

R-E-D, RED Scout
So stealin' all your intel [all your intel]
Cap ya point [ya point]
I'm runnin', bonking [yeah yeah]
Missed me, freakin' blur!
Wit' my team on my side [Woo!]
[C'mon!] Passin' by dat Sentry
In front of me-
Hey, ding-dong, ding-dong
Wanna scream
Check th' time in 2Fort, domination!
We gonna kick ass, c'mon, c'mon y'all-

In 2Fort, 2Fort
Gotta steal crap in 2Fort
Everybody's lookin' forward to
Dominating, dominating!

2Fort, 2Fort
Gotta steal crap in 2Fort
Everybody's lookin' forward to
Dominating!

Owning you, owning you, yeah!
Owning you, owning you, yeah!
Ragequit, ragequit!
Looking forward to dominate!

In 2Fort, 2Fort
Gotta steal crap in 2Fort
Everybody's lookin' forward to
Dominating, dominating!

2Fort, 2Fort
Gotta steal crap in 2Fort
Everybody's lookin' forward to
Dominating!

Owning you, owning you, yeah!
Owning you, owning you, yeah!
Ragequit, ragequit!
Looking forward to dominate!